Theme Song: I'll Make a Mathematician Out of You
Real Song
My Song
My Lyrics:
"I'll Make A Mathematician Out Of You"
Let's get down to business
And do some math
Hope you did your homework, it will help, your grade
You're the smartest bunch I ever met
And you can bet before we're through
I'll make a Mathematician out of you
Elimination sure is hard
But you'll come through
Once you study hard
You are sure to exell
You're a smart, bright, amazing lot
But you haven't got a clue
I'll make a Mathematician out of you
I'm soon going to master this
Say goodbye to the F's I knew
Boy, was I smart for coming in at lunch
This guy's got 'em working hard
Hope he doesn't stop beliveing
Now I really wish that I knew how to math
[Chorus:]
Lets do math
We must master elimation
Lets do math
Will solve all the linear systems
Lets do math
With all the speed of a flopping porpus
Mysterius as the dark side of the room
Real Lyrics:
"I'll Make A Man Out Of You"
Let's get down to business
To defeat the Huns
Did they send me daughters when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest bunch I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you
Tranquil as a forest
But on fire within
Once you find your center
You are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make a man out of you
I'm never gonna catch my breath
Say goodbye to those who knew me
Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym
This guy's got 'em scared to death
Hope he doesn't see right through me
Now I really wish that I knew how to swim
[Chorus:]
Be a man
We must be swift as a coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the dark side of the moon
Time is racing toward us till the Huns arrive
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home you're through
How could I make a man out of you?
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